ТекстJPee baby, uh, uh, uh, yup, yup (yeah) You know who it is Check this shit out, man Check it out, check it out, here we go Check it out, yeah Chillin' with my homies at the Home Depot Buyin' screws and nails, manly shit ya know? My homie says to me, "What kind of drill you want?" So I said "I wanted one right in the ass" ..."What?" I'm not gay I'm not gay It was a joke guys, come on I'm not gay I like vag more than a pornstar scandal But can I get the drill with the bright pink handle? Playin' tackle football with my homies in the park Had to wrap it up 'cause it was gettin' dark The other team was lookin' straight scary as shit (Ooooo) But my quarterback, he ain't havin' none of it (He ain't scared) He looked at me and told me no matter where I was at My priority job was to protect the sack (Okay!) So 4th down, he bends over and yells "Hike!" So I went and grabbed his balls ..."Huh?" I'm not gay I'm not gay I'm just doin' my job, step off! I'm not gay It's not like I was purposefully tryin' to feel them (I wasn't) I just care about the safety of your future children (Godfather) I'm not gay I'm not gay Quit tellin' me that, man! I'm not gay Next time I'll just let your balls get mangled, son! P.S. - I didn't know that you were so well hung Strollin' with my homies in West Hollywood (Hollywood) Wasn't my idea because I'm not gay Dude walks by me with his shirt off and I was like, "Damn bitch you fine!" ..."Fuck..." I'm not gay, guys, that ain't me I'm just comfortable with my sexuality So I can admit when I see a guy Who has a handsome face, and pretty eyes... And a rock hard chest, and ripplin' abs... (Yeahhh) And the tightest ass, and those sculpted calves... And those bulging quads, and the perfect bod... And oh, my God, take your pants off ...Uhhh... "Fuck it!" I'm so gay I'm fuckin' gay I'm the dude wearin' nail polish yellin', "Heyyyy" I'm the dude at the party who'll grab your butt (That's me) And when you turn around and look at me, I'll be like "What?" Yeah! I'm gay (I'm gay) I'm hella gay I watch Zac Efron movies every Saturday And normal self-expression doesn't suit me, either That's why my degree is in musical theater I'm so gay, man
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