“I tried to sneak into the house at 3.30 in the morning,” he begins. “I was staying at Russell Brand’s house. He had 50 Cent’s house. That was where he was living."
"I had no keys,” he points out. So he tried to climb over the fence. “It was an electric fence and the alarm went off and I was like, ‘F***, this isn’t going well.’”
“And the next thing there’s a beam on my head and a policeman telling me, ‘Sir, get off the fence.’ I said, ‘I’m staying with Russell Brand.’ He said, ‘Of course you are, sir. I’ll escort you in now.’ He took one look at me and said, ‘He’s not lying. If you think a thief in LA would dress like that …’” He laughs with the rest of us. “Those were the days. Instead of sitting on a sofa in drag.” (c)