Remember life is nonsense so wear silly shoes x
Hello, little deer, come home and play.
Hello, little deer, come home and stay.
Hello, little deer, come home and play with me me me me.
Hello, little deer, I know this is wrong.
Now it's dark and the people have gone.
I must try and trick you into getting in the boot of my car car car car.
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Now, little deer, you're alone with me.
Let's hope it's only sexually.
I cant get involved with you emotionally ly ly ly.
Now that you're not a little baby deer.
Now that you've grown up brutish and queer.
Get into my boot you stinking dirty whore whore whore whore.
