Почему я только сейчас узнала слово ПОБЕЖАЛОСТЬ?
Это самое крутое слово в русском языке, ящитаю!

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Я булочка с корицей)

Тест на тяжёлый характер

У Вас не тяжелый характер (35%).

@темы: тесты

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Статья про разные версии MDZS и их отличия. Как мне её не хватало xD

И статейка про блокировку MDZS на оф. платформе.

@темы: чтиво, MDZS

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Тяжёлая жысь Ноэла Филдинга x'D (Впервые вижу эту статью!)

I get recognised all the time, but that’s because I have stupid hair and dress exactly the same as I do on telly. I’ve tried wearing different clothes but it doesn’t work. I once grew a moustache, wore sunglasses, a baseball cap and a massive coat and everyone still went, ‘it’s Vince!’ (с) x'D
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Elle Celebrity
My world in 24 hours
Noel Fielding
Elle UK, December 2007

7.30am: We’re filming the third series of The Mighty Boosh out in Surrey and I’m staying at a hilarious hotel full of corporate businessmen. If I’d stayed at home in London last night, my producer knows I’d have gone out and never got up this morning. The last time I promised him I wouldn’t go out was when I was rehearsing in London. I was rumbled when he saw a picture of me out with Courtney Love in a newspaper. In my defence, the night wasn’t nearly as full on as it was made out to be - but I did break an antique table when I was arm wrestling a girl. It cost a fortune and Courtney just said, ‘Oh, put it on my tab.’

7.45am: I have a quick shower and pull on some jeans. I haven’t got up before midday since I was at school. It kills me. I can’t even talk - all I manage to do is stare at people. It takes me about three hours to wake up.

8am: Walk downstairs like a robot and get into the car that’s waiting to take me to the studio. On arrival, I go into hair and make-up, which takes about an hour, and loads of strong coffee is poured down my throat. Today we’re shooting an episode where Howard, played by Julian Barratt, goes into my character Vince’s body and watches telly in my brain. This means I have to dress up as a nerdy weatherman, an MTV presenter, and a camp John Galliano-type French fashion designer. The morning goes really quickly.

1pm: We break for lunch and I’m wearing an 18th-century waistcoat, which I try not to spill any food on. The caterers on film sets are usually dodgy, but the guys today are geniuses. There’s fresh fruit, cheeses, salads and desserts - and even real coffee.

3pm: Julian and I are in every scene so we don’t get much of a break, but I don’t mind. When I’m not rehearsing or filming, I spend my days in meetings about everything from TV to promotions. I’ll drink about 50 cups of coffee, then come home wired out of my mind. But meetings can be fun, and they get me out of the house. They make me feel like my career’s going somewhere, despite the fact I’m just drinking coffee with strangers I’ll never see again. I think, ‘Check me out, I’m important, I’ve got meetings in Soho House.’ Sometimes I even fit in a bit of shopping, too.

8.30pm: We’re supposed to finish filming at 7pm, but I have a crazy costume on as I’m playing The Spirit of Jazz, and it takes an hour to get out of it. Julian and I go back to the hotel and have a drink at the bar. These old Aussie guys on a golfing tour recognise us. I get recognised all the time, but that’s because I have stupid hair and dress exactly the same as I do on telly. I’ve tried wearing different clothes but it doesn’t work. I once grew a moustache, wore sunglasses, a baseball cap and a massive coat and everyone still went, ‘it’s Vince!’

10pm: One of the Aussie guys, Rooster, asks if we want to join a gambling game, but we decline and keep drinking at the bar. At home, I drink at The Hawley Arms in Camden. I go out a lot and find it impossible to stay in. Loads of my mates are in bands [Noel is often photographed out on the town with members of Razorlight, The Horrors and Dirty Pretty Things] so there’s always a gig to go to. Plus we get invited to everything now. I was recently given a £20,000 plasma telly just for turning up to a party, which was hilarious. I got drunk, ran around, got my telly and then went home.

12am: Usually if I go out, I never get in before the morning, but as we are filming again tomorrow, I have an early night. I always wash my face before bed because I usually have make-up on and I’d end up looking like Alice Cooper otherwise. And I can’t sleep if I don’t clean my teeth. I should drink gallons of water to ward off the hangover, but I never do. I always wake up poisoned the next morning.

@темы: The Mighty Boosh, Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding

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Утонула в этом фото xD

@темы: лалки

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По мотивам вчерашнего.

Вопрос: У вас появилась возможность безнаказанно прочесть чужие закрытки. Вы станете это делать?

1. Да		17	(19.77%)
2. Нет		69	(80.23%)
Всего:		86

@темы: опрос

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При сбое стало доступно редактирование в чужих дневниках?
Вот это да!
Вот это проёб!
И сколько времени оно длилось? Жертвы есть?
Меня сегодня только разлогинивало много раз, больше ничего не заметила.

@темы: опрос

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Почему я впервые вижу это только спустя несколько месяцев?

@темы: Harry Potter, игры

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Закрытая запись, не предназначенная для публичного просмотра

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Узнала новые пословицы. В восторге

18+

На каждый хуй с винтом есть жопа с закоулками.

Хуй и без перца дойдёт до сердца.

Грех — пока ноги вверх, опустил — Господь простил.

@темы: чтиво

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Хочу, чтоб меня на работу и обратно саночки возили.

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A lil thread of commonly used internet slang/abbreviations that i see a lot in cbxg circles/on Weibo, which wouldn't be translated by the in-app translator, so I thought it might be helpful to list them out here!

— yichen ☀️｜来日方长 (@sunsandships) January 16, 2021

скопировано из треда

cql - 臭情侣 (chou qing lü): gross lovebirds [easy to mistake as for Chenqing Ling haha but they typically don't refer to the drama with an abbreviation like this!]
aq - 爱情 (ai qing): love [e.g. aq 饼干 = love crackers = 3+2 crackers, aq 水 = love water = pink starbucks drink]
1s1/y1s1 - 有一说一 (you yi shuo yi): to tell the truth, to speak frankly
yyds - 永远的神 (yong yuan de shen): always amazing/godlike
srds - 虽然但是 (sui ran dan shi): even though
jmm - 姐妹们 (jie mei men): sisters [how cbxgs address each other]
*variations of jmm that might be translated confusingly: 集美们/集美萌 (ji mei men/ji mei meng): collection of beauties/beautiful buds; no real meaning tbh just used bc it comes up on the keyboard if u type 'jmm'!
kswl - 磕死我了 (ke si wo le): I’m dying from eating candy
xswl - 笑死我了 (xiao si wo le): I’m dying of laughter
awsl - 啊我死了 (a wo si le): ah I’m dead
vx - 微信 (wei xin): WeChat [but i'm also unsure how w -> v LOL]
wb - 微博 (wei bo): Weibo
lz - 绿洲 (lü zhou): Oasis
wf - 唯粉 (wei fen): solo fan
*variation: wfjj - 唯粉姐姐 (wei fen jie jie): older sister solo fan
dw - 毒唯 (du wei): toxic solo fan
hz - 黑子 (hei zi): anti
rs - 热搜 (re sou): hotsearch [weibo trending tags]
hrs - 黑热搜 (hei re sou): black hotsearch [anti gg/dd trend]
xgds - 星光大赏 (xing guang da shang): Tencent Awards
wbzy - 微博之夜 (wei bo zhi ye): Weibo Awards
gzry - 工作人员 (gong zuo ren yuan): staff member
kdl - 磕到了 (ke dao le): I ate the candy/I understood the candy
npy - 男朋友 (nan peng you): boyfriend
xql - 小情侣 (xiao qing lü): young couple
doi - do 爱 (do 'ai'): make love
xnb - 洗脑包 (xi nao bao): 'brainwash bundle' -- accounts that spread bad rumors about ggdd/bjyx, e.g. "ex cpfs" that "opened their eyes"
dy - 抖音 (dou yin): Douyin
*note: 抖人 (dou ren) might get TL'd as 'shaking person' lol but it refers to Douyin users!
pph - 披皮黑 (pi pi hei): anti pretending to be a fan
ylq - 娱乐圈 (yu le quan): entertainment circle
you might also see: Рыба圈 (quan) - fish = 'yu' -> yu quan -> entertainment circle
yxh - 营销号 (yin xiao hao): accounts that post anything for kpi/to make money
gzh - 公众号 (gong zhong hao): official account
cp - comes from ‘couple’: a ship
cpn - cp 脑 (cp nao): cp brain, indicates it’s just ‘shipping’/your thoughts/theories, not ‘real’
cpf - cp fan
ch - 超话 (chao hua): supertopic
wpg - 歪屁股 (wai pi gu): being biased towards one member of the ship
ss - 私生 (sisheng): “fan” that invades celeb’s privacy
dbq - 对不起 (dui bu qi): sorry
ky - from Japanese, 空気が読めない (kuuki ga yomenai): mentioning something off-topic
blx - 玻璃心 (bo li xin): glass heart, someone overly sensitive
zz - 正主 (zheng zhu): the celebrity(s) you’re a fan of
*variation that might translate confusingly is 蒸煮 (steamed boiled); it gets used in place of 正主 bc it comes up first when you type ‘zheng zhu’!
other slang:
爬墙 (pa qiang): wall climbing; moving on to a new fandom
房子塌了 (fang zi ta le): house collapsed; something happening to cause fans to stop being a fan (e.g. dating scandal)
specific to yizhan:
大房 (da fang): first/main house - bjyx
二房 (er fang): second house - zsww
三房 (san fang) third house - lsfy
上山 (shang shan): going up the mountain; shipping zsww
下山 (xia shan): going down the mountain; shipping bjyx
*bc the s in zsww is shan (mountain)
bushi = 不是 = it isn’t, no
it’s tacked on like “just kidding”, kinda equivalent to us going: /jk
bxg - 百香果 (bai xiang guo): passionfruit; name of members of bjyx supertopic
土匪(tu fei): bandit; name of members of zsww supertopic
琐;(锁链 (suo lian): chain; name of members of lsfy supertopic
果子(guo zi): fruit, used in bjyx supertopic bc members are ‘passionfruits’
*also why bjyx supertopic js also called 果园 (guo yuan): fruit orchard
龟龟 (gui gui): turtle
王八 (wang ba): turtle
玐 (ba): no real meaning, used bc it’s composed of 王+八
田田 (tian tian): field, comes from a fake rumor submission that said this is the name gg calls us by
兲兲(tian tian): day/sky/heaven, used bc it’s 王+八 and sounds like 田田 (tones are different)

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Смотреть 6 часов эфира ради 6 минут Сяо Чжаня

@темы: Xiao Zhan

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На Ретро ФМ щас у меня в ТЦ крутят. 2003й год. Ретро.

@темы: клипы

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Marvelous City 奇妙之城 ep 2 Chongqing

Сяо Чжань показывает Чунцин без регистрации и СМС))

Залито для тех, кто не может смотреть на Dailymotion и не хочет ждать 5 дней оф. сабы от Youku.

@темы: Xiao Zhan

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О, рили?

25 минут Гакт несёт отборную дичь

На 8й минуте я вништо So bitchy x'D Вторую половину из-под стола смотрела x'D

@настроение: Если бы он говорил не так медленно, из него бы вышел неплохой стенд-апер xD

@темы: Malice Mizer, J-ROCK, Gackt, лалки

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От этого текста рыдать хочется x'D

@темы: клипы